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The three ugliest players in the Premier League!

The festive season is only a few days away so goodwill to all is normally the name of the game but sadly that’s not always the case. There can be little doubt that football should only be about ability, skill and talent but for whatever reason, there are some who take great pleasure in having a laugh at what are perceived to be the ugliest footballers in the Premier League. Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney – otherwise known as ‘Shrek’ by many rival fans, and Gary Neville are frequent candidates for topping the list but are they?

Here are three who are near impossible to beat. It may be pure coincidence but they happen to be from Anfield, Eastlands and the Emirates. I’m trying very hard NOT to show my bias so please have a look and tell us what you think?

Martin Skrtel – Liverpool






Carlos Tevez – Manchester City






Bacary Sagna – Arsenal





So there you have it. Can you put forward any other worthy candidates?


No Responses to “The three ugliest players in the Premier League!”

  1. jeff says:

    surely there are uglier players than sagna

  2. ManU22 says:

    Shame our Luke Chadwick is no longer around!

    And Jeff is right, surely there’s someone out there uglier than Sagna.

  3. Chudi says:

    What’s that fellas name that plays for Wigan he looks like an Easter Island statue

    Hendry Thomas:


  4. Frank Scicluna says:

    You’re right Jeff, Kolo Toure should have been there instead of Sagna but Citeh already have one representative in Carlitos!

  5. Horace Cooper says:

    I cant believe that Gabriel Obertan hasnt got a mention!

  6. hess says:

    Chudi, what are you talking about? Hendry Thomas looks badass!

    I guess City already have their representative in Tevez but one candidate must be Joleon Lescott!×298/Lescott_j_564378.jpg

  7. Frank Scicluna says:

    Come on Horace, judging the good looks of guys is not something I can claim to be an expert at but there has to be worse – much worse, than Obertan in the league.

  8. dave says:

    dirk kuyt!

  9. The Fan says:

    omfg yh dirk kuyt easily. Rooney is uglier than sagna so theres quite a lot to choose in the “uglier than sagna” department. Busquets if this was a ugliest football players full stop. Ozil too xD

  10. bling says:

    I really like Louis Saha,buy he should be up there on the list.

  11. Kevin says:

    You can add Marlon Harewood to this list ! he is a monster!

  12. Danny Salford Red says:

    What about Modric? He looks like a little witch 🙂 Kuyt looks like that creature from the Goonies “Me Love Chunk” . Special mention for Franck Ribery and a historical hats off to Ian ‘Davros’ Dowie the king of em all 🙂

  13. RedScot says:

    Jaysus hell, wotever next who gives a flying rats arse how ugly they are!I suggest finding out their cock sizes and wether they are a Top or a Bottom before you go out on a date with them!:)
    Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all.Red Scot. ;

  14. auwal says:

    surely there are no uglier than sagna



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