Super Scots: Martin Buchan, Gordon Strachan and Choccy Eclair (Brian Mc’Clair ) have all won the Scottish footballer of the year award . In 1971, 1980 and 1987.
Teams we love to hate: When will they join the party? Effing perch that is Liverpool!
City: Don’t win trophies bar last season, Aguerooooooo, How was that 44 years of pain, three league titles .Three stars on the shirt?
Arsenal: Historically two giants of the English football league. A mere fact, one wins trophies ,the other comes up short !.
Shhhhhhh be quiet it’s the Emirates Stadium.
Chelsea: Modern fabricated for wannabees plastics, in de west end of Landin yous know. Sack’s de boss a new manager per season. Awright Dood and more drivel! Get lucky in winning a Champions league final.Finish 6th in the marathon of a Premier league in the same season. Plus they have the fabulous, no seriously John Terry at the rudder of the good ship lollipop that is Chelsay.
Newcastle United: Fans with pot bellies in replica shirts , mostly indecipherable swilling Newcastle broon ale by the barrel. Shouting up the cattle (big) market (C’mon you c***s) which may or not be addressed to their partners as they attempt to recall the last time they got it?! Win a cup!
Aston Villa: Given (hmm) how the Brummies don’t fill their stadium unless Manchester United visit Villa Park. A classic example, You have only come to see Manchester United.
5 Less than tall Reds:
Terry Gibson 1985 – 87 , 5ft 4in.
Ernest Taylor 1957 – 59 , 5ft 4in.
Danny Wallace 1989 – 93 , 5ft 5in.
Herbert Burgess 1906 – 10 , 5ft 5in.
Henry Cockburn 1946 – 54 , 5ft 5in.
5 Huge Reds:
Peter Fletcher 1972 – 73 , 6ft 5in.
Peter Schmeichel 1991 – 99 , 6ft 4in.
Gary Pallister 1989 – 98 , 6ft 4in.
Gordon McQueen 1978 – 85 , 6ft 4in.
Gary Walsh 1986 – 95 , 6ft 3in.
Excluding the fabulous Icons, Edwin van der Sar, Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs the veteran Reds, top 5 appearances by age.
1 : Bill Meredith , 1921 46 year 281 days.
2 : Raimonnd van der Gouw 39 years , 48 days appeared for Manchester in 2001.
3 : In 1929 Frank Mann 38 years old 240 days still played for United.
4 : Jack Warner a young 38 years ,213 days played for United in 1950.
5 : Thomas Jones in 1937 hung up his United boots aged 38 years , 5 days.
All spurious tongue in cheek remarks!
By: Guest Writer!