Manchester United Songs/Chants

Here are some famous chants of Manchester United. We are always looking for the latest chants, write them in the comments below if we have missed them.

Hello Hello:

Hello, hello we are the busby boys,
Hello, hello we are the busby boys,
And if you are a city fan,
Surrender or you’ll die,
We all follow United!

Take me home:

Take me home, United road,
To a place that I belong,
To Old Trafford, to see United,
Take me home, United road,

Uni-Ted:

UNI TED, United are the team for me, with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone,
why don’t city f**k off home?

My Old Man:

My old man said be a City fan,
And I said b****cks you’re a c**t,
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute,
With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We will show the City b*st**ds how to fight (How to fight),
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan,
Altogether now

Georgie Best
Going on up to the spirit in the sky,
It’s where I’m gonna go when I die,
When I die and they lay me to rest,
I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best

Anthony Martial chant
Tony Martial came from France,
The English press said he had no chance,
£50m down the drain,
Tony Martial scores again!!

We’ll Never Die
United’s flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our Munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold
Then raise United’s banner high
Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear
We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high
‘Cos Man United will never die

Got United on my mind
Woke up this morning feeling fine,
I’ve got United on my mind,
Jose’s got us playing the way we should,
Something tells me I’m into something good.

United Calypso
Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
They deserve to be knighted!
If ever they are playing in your town
You must get to that football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby

The Pride of All Europe
We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then,
We often score six
But we seldom score ten,
We beat em at home
And we beat em away,
We kill any bastards
That get in our way;
We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!),
We are United
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys

Old Manchester United Chants

Keano Magic:

Oh Keano’s f**kin’ magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn’t sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn ‘coz they’re sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
‘Coz they’re fu*king dynamite


You Are My Solskjaer chant:

You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was fuc***g dearer,
So please don’t take,
My Solskjaer away…

Viva Ronaldo:

Viva Ronaldo,
Viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo.

Vidic Chant:

Nemanja whoa,
Nemanja whoa,
He come’s from Serbia,
He’ll f***ing murder ye

Anderson:

An–der–son, son, son
He’s better than Kleberson
An–der–son, son, son
He’s our midfield magician,
To the left, to the right, to the samba beat all night,
He is class with a brass,
And he s*its on Fabregas!

That Boy Ronaldo:

He play’s on the left
He play’s on the right
That boy Ronaldo made England look sh*te

John O’shea Chant:

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O’Shea, O’Shea,
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O’Shea, O’Shea,
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford end will fuc***g sing,
We all know that Johnny is gonna score…