24 thoughts on “How could Tevez escape a red card for THIS?

  1. Tevez: You questioned me when I went Blue? Let’s see if you really have “RED” blood inside you…

  2. Given Tevez limited English, it was probably a mistake to tell him he was expected to play in the hole.

  3. As should have been expected, these are some absolute classics. Can anyone come up with any more?

  4. Realizing his scoring chances were diminishing by the minute, Tevez figures ‘any holes a goal’ !!!

  5. i thought he had a missus.he did when he was with us,just goes to show what happens behind closed doors a the city of scum.dont bend down while carlos is around u might get a cock up ur bum.lol!!!

  6. TEVEZ SHOWS HE’S STILL STRUGGLING TO FULLY UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AFTER HE WAS INTRUCTED TO “GO OUT THERE AND TAKE THE PISS”.

  7. man city were not supplying tevez with balls so he took the inetiative to look for some……

  8. 1) HANDBALL!!!!!!!!!

    2) TEVEZ : Wheres thhe ball?
    Let me check inside Rio’s ass

    3) Bend it like Rio!!

    4) TEVEZ : After this Rio you should be able to do my ASS DANCE!!

  9. I told you i would find out who stole my lucky underpants and i would get them back when you least expected it!

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